samedi 22 décembre 2012
Snow White is a boss and she holds a sweatshop.
The seven dwarfs are working without a stop.
They are assembling shoes for little rich children.
But in fact all they really want to know is that the work is done.
Snow White is a bitch, she makes them work like little robots.
Since she is so powerful, she doesn't fear any kind of revolt.
But on one particularly day,
Grumpy threw all his work away.
And a riot began,
Snow White would better have run.
They caught her and put her in a fridge, in order to freeze her.
Snow White was dead an hour after.
Many years later, a prince came out of nowhere,
Looking for a rich princess who could give him an heir.
But all he found was this cold meat,
He married this ice lady who wouldn't move a single bit.
Lately, I heard him told his colleagues that his wife was frigid.
vendredi 21 décembre 2012
Once I had a lover, strong and tall.
He was so angry that he swallowed me all.
Inside of his belly,
I caressed him so gently.
I settled on his insides,
Making my own house, but no one was by my side.
I began to feel lonely, angry, my lover would not spit me out.
I started to beg, kneeling, praying, complaining,
But my host wouldn't hear what all this was about.
So, I banged my head against the wall,
Tickled his stomach with a feather, hung myself with my arms to his ribs.
However, he wouldn't throw me up hence, I started to dig a hole.
My lover complained about some burns in his stomach,
So I screamed "Let me out for God's sake!".
I dug, scratched his flesh with my nails, bit and ripped out some pieces of his belly.
I started to turn crazy for I was so angry.
Then, finally, I saw the light which blinded me.
So, I pushed and I pulled the skin to find my way out of the body.
At last, outside, I saw my lover had died because of me...